What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do porn stars do when they get old?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?